I enjoy having my grandchildren come trick-or-treating on Halloween.
Restraining Tom from bothering the neighbors is a different story. I’ve come up with ten points to argue when he pulls out his pirate costume this year.
You know you are too old for trick-or-treating when:
- The door opens and you say, “Trick or . . . ” and can’t remember the rest.
- You have your granddaughter, Rilian, read the candy bar labels for you.
- The police pick you up as a stray from the Alzheimer’s Board and Care Cottage.
- You need a basket on your walker to carry your candy bag.
- Your grandchildren don’t want to be seen on the same side of the street as you.
- You’ve beat the neighbor’s dog with your cane because he stole your goodie bag.
- You request high-fiber candy instead of a Mars bar.
- You return home to the wrong house.
- You want to keep the wig after Halloween is over because it reminds you of your hippie days.
- By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
hardy-har-har-har!
By: jeanettemorris on October 26, 2009
at 4:39 pm
This is disturbingly funny. And true.
By: mcweber on October 27, 2009
at 10:46 am
I’m with Mary… disturbing… and funny.;-)
-jer
By: Jeremy sizemore on October 27, 2009
at 11:36 am
“…pick you up as a stray…” Hilarious!
11. You complain because no one’s handing out Necco Wafers, Dots, and Good and Plenty.
12. You need a map to navigate your own neighborhood.
13. Your favorite costumes are Tom Jones, Jo Anne Worley and Charo.
14. …I forget 14.
By: MChavez on October 27, 2009
at 2:45 pm
paisley and i are both pirates this year. he’d fit right in!!!
By: kati on October 27, 2009
at 10:09 pm